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May 18, 2012 – 1:23 AM by Syd Lexia

      So that Battleship movie starring Liam Neeson is out today, in case you decided that paying to see The Avengers a sixth time seems excessive. Spoiler alert: it isn’t. The trailers for Battleship looked completely fucking shitty, and I definitely won’t be seeing it. What really pisses me off is that I know I could make a way better movie loosely based on the classic Milton Bradley board game. Here’s my pitch:

      You know you fucking love it.

May 17, 2012 – 5:02 PM by Syd Lexia

May 16, 2012 – 12:57 PM by Syd Lexia


Oh, I still make demotivational posters sometimes.

May 15, 2012 – 9:44 AM by Syd Lexia

You only live once. Do it up like a complete fucking badass.

May 14, 2012 – 10:46 AM by Syd Lexia