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		<title>Today, I Saw A Car Accident</title>
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		<title>The 2010 SydLexia.com SNES Championship</title>
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		<title>His Name Is Robert Paulsen.</title>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #141: Don&#8217;t Worry Little Tomatoes, I&#8217;ll Ketchup</title>
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		<title>Why I Will Never Join Team Coco.</title>
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		<title>Welcome to 2010!</title>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!</title>
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		<title>How To Ensure You Get Shitty Service At A Supermarket Deli.</title>
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		<title>More Like Clueless Robot!</title>
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		<title>All Gone!</title>
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		<title>We Shall Not Be Moved.</title>
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		<title>SydLexia.com &#8211; Five Years And Going Strong!</title>
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		<title>Happy Halloween!</title>
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		<title>Lessons Learned From Are You Afraid of the Dark, Season 6</title>
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		<title>Who The Fuck Falls For This Shit?</title>
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		<title>Metroid: A Blind Run By Valdronius</title>
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		<title>All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros.</title>
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		<title>Death To Sports Radio.</title>
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		<title>Luscious Zombie Super Tits</title>
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		<title>Do The Senility Shuffle!</title>
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		<title>SydLexia.com: A Proud Sponsor Of Adult Onset Diabetes</title>
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		<title>Les Lye, 1924-2009</title>
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		<title>How To Play Guitar Like A Complete Fucking Douchebag</title>
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		<title>A Salute To PrintMaster Plus 2.0</title>
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		<title>The Most Concise Review Of Transformers 2 You&#8217;ll Ever Read</title>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #140: Why Not TWO Forties?</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-140-why-not-two-forties/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-140-why-not-two-forties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FWSE]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Never Read Anything By Haddox Ever Again.</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/lets-never-read-anything-by-haddox-ever-again/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/lets-never-read-anything-by-haddox-ever-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haddox]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Michael Jackson, Dead At 50</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/michael-jackson-dead-at-50/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/michael-jackson-dead-at-50/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Take Off That Goddamn Headset.</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/take-off-that-goddamn-headset/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/take-off-that-goddamn-headset/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haddox]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies.</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/come-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/come-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>SydLexia.com Site News Adds Facebook Connect!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/sydlexia-news-facebook-connect/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/sydlexia-news-facebook-connect/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GPFontaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #139: Something Something Dark Side</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-139-something-something-dark-side/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-139-something-something-dark-side/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FWSE]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>(more despair)</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/more-despair/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/more-despair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 10:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #138: Somebody Needs To Kill First Post Guy</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-138-somebody-needs-to-kill-first-post-guy/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-138-somebody-needs-to-kill-first-post-guy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 03:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FWSE]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Contra: The Man&#8217;s Guide To Fucking Like A Porn Star</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/contra-the-mans-guide-to-fucking-like-a-porn-star/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/contra-the-mans-guide-to-fucking-like-a-porn-star/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 04:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Buy Turkish Rambo Right Fucking Now!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/buy-turkish-rambo-right-fucking-now/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/buy-turkish-rambo-right-fucking-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #137: 137&#8242;5 937 1337!!!!!111!!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-137-1375-937-1337111/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-137-1375-937-1337111/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FWSE]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Porn Sites Need Better Search Engines: The Lost Rant</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/porn-sites-need-better-search-engines-the-lost-rant/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/porn-sites-need-better-search-engines-the-lost-rant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haddox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haddox]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>SydLexia.com Has NOT Been Sold!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/sydlexiacom-has-not-been-sold/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/sydlexiacom-has-not-been-sold/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>SydLexia.com Has Been Sold!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/sydlexiacom-has-been-sold/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/sydlexiacom-has-been-sold/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=1104</guid>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Impossible Mission: The Story Of A Research Paper</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/impossible-mission-the-story-of-a-research-paper/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/impossible-mission-the-story-of-a-research-paper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Put That In There!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/dont-put-that-in-there/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/dont-put-that-in-there/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haddox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=1100</guid>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Your Prescription For Entertainment!</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/your-prescription-for-entertainment/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/your-prescription-for-entertainment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jeebus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=1096</guid>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #136: Filler Text To Be Replaced Later</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-136-filler-text-to-be-replaced-later/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-136-filler-text-to-be-replaced-later/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FWSE]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=1074</guid>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Who Watches The Watchmen?</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/who-watches-the-watchmen-2/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/who-watches-the-watchmen-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Who Watches The Watchmen?</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/who-watches-the-watchmen/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/who-watches-the-watchmen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haddox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=1070</guid>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others.</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/abortions-for-some-miniature-american-flags-for-others/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/abortions-for-some-miniature-american-flags-for-others/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haddox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=1067</guid>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fun With Search Engines #135: 7 Comes Next, Then 9, Then 11&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-135-7-comes-next-then-9-then-11/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/fun-with-search-engines-135-7-comes-next-then-9-then-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Syd Lexia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FWSE]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/?p=985</guid>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Suck at Job Interviews, So Let Me Help</title>
		<link>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/you-suck-at-job-interviews-so-let-me-help/</link>
		<comments>http://sitenews.sydlexia.com/you-suck-at-job-interviews-so-let-me-help/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GPFontaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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