Today we have reached an exciting landmark in the history of SydLexia.com, for today marks the 100th installment of Fun With Search Engines. We probably would have arrived at this milestone sooner if I wasn’t so goddam lazy, but let’s not think about that. Instead, let us move forward and take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines during the week beginning March 25th and ending March 31st. Here they are…

1. peter jennings news – The latest news on Peter Jennings is that he’s still dead.

2. erin esurance nude – Isn’t it funny how no one ever searches for Pearl Slaghoople nude?

3. terrapin logo how to make drawings – By using a series of commands, procedures, and superprocedures. This is a supremely vague question. Do you fucking know ANYTHING about Terrapin Logo?

4. dragons fucking girls – I imagine that would require a whole lot of lube and even then, the girl would probably still get ripped in half.

5. punch out bad bull – His name is BALD BULL, motherfucker!

 
6. wwe soper stars – You fucking moron, soperstars is one word! Christ, EVERYONE knows that!

7. andrew jackson cartoon – Here’s something I threw together in under three minutes:

8. hot girls with bowed legs – Well…

I like to swimmin’ with bow-legged women and swim between their legs!
Swim between their legs!
Swim between their legs!
Yes, I like to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs!
Swim between their leeeeeeeeegs!

9. how many jaws games were created for the nes – Just the one.

10. neopets faeries hentai – You know what? Neopets sucks some major ass, so I’d actually kind of enjoy seeing their characters being subverted and perverted.

      This concludes FWSE #100. If you’re lucky, maybe there will eventually be a hundred more. Maybe even TWO HUNDRED more. Nah… I bet I’ll get bored before then.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.