Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site report where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to the site plugged into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of April 15th through April 21st. And so it begins…

1. megaman bosses – Mega Man only had ONE boss, Dr. Light, and he was really more of a father figure than a boss. And while Mega Man did find employment under Dr. Light, I don’t he got paid very well. To be fair though, it’s not like Dr. Light could afford to pay Mega Man. After Dr. Wily stole his original batch of Master Robots and used them to spread untold havoc and destruction, those big fat government subsidies stopped pouring in. Also, Mega Man was a fucking robot; robots don’t need money.

2. dark quiet kid – If you’re looking for a dark, quiet kid, you probably shouldn’t be searching Yahoo; you should be searching MySpace. It’s easy, just do search for “emo”. Here’s a link to get you started.

3. scarface – Are we talking about the classic movie or Tina Fey?

4. is kung lao better than liu kang – Well, Kung Lao never got turned into an evil zombie, so I would probably say yes. Then again, no one ever thought Kung Lao was a big enough threat to their plans that they had to kill him, so maybe not.

5. sebastian ornament mcdonalds – Such an ornament can be found HERE.

6. how to beat mr sandman super macho man and mike tyson on punch out – Punch them.

7. finish him – That’s what I said to the girl in the coat room at that party, because she totally promised me the next blowjob.

8. dress up gams – Gams? Those long smooth things that dames got? What the fuck is this, the 1940s?

9. cleaning gay ass – Oh… gross.

10. candy island jokes – What the fuck is a Candy Island joke. You know what, nevermind; no matter what it is, I’m sure it’s a hell of a lot better than that last search.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

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