December 9, 2007 – 11:55 PM by Syd Lexia

      It’s time yet again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 2nd and ending December 8th As always, these are all real searches.

1. erin esurance nude – Everything I ever really needed to know about Erin Esurance I learned from a wiki page.

2. random disgusting shit – What the fuck do you think this is? 4chan? :roll:

3. best nes game – For the last fucking time, it’s Super Mario 3:

Gamers Against Racism!

4. when did the first nintendo appear – To make it appear, here’s what you have to do. When you wake up, leave the building you start in and walk back and forth on first three or squares in front of it. 99 times out of 100, a Slime will appear, but there is a slight chance that you will encounter your first Nintendo. It has 160 HP and a moderate attack rating. If you are not at least Level 5 and you do not have the Iron Armor and Copper Sword, you will not be able to win the battle.

5. Martha McIsaac forum – You can talk about Martha MacIsaac as much as you want on my forums. With a little bit of luck, we can make the forums the #1 destination for Martha MacIsaac fans, and God willing, Martha MacIsaac herself.

6. in soviet russia hentai fucks you – That happens everywhere, not just in Soviet Russia. Watch out for those tentacles, man.

7. where to find nes games – Here’s a little fucking clue:

8. hammerin harry nes – The NES version is pretty meh. Check out the SNES version or the original arcade game instead.

9. kara borden – Kara Borden is irrelevant now; she doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page anymore.

10. how to wins a girls heart in a conversation – Wait until some yells FATALITY and then rip it out.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

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