It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site feature where I take a look at some of words that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 16th and ending December 22nd. As always, these are all real searches.

1. erin esurance porn – I’ve decided to open with Erin Esurance this week. You know she’s coming, so I figure I might as well get her out of the way first. On a side note, I’m currently the #1 Google result for Erin Esurance porn.

2. law of the west accolade – Valdronius reviewed the classic Commodore 64 game here.

3. do men prefer getting head or having sex – Having sex is generally preferable, but depending on the situation and location, head can be just as good. Skill level also plays an important factor in this debate. When a girl isn’t good at giving head, it’s not fun for either party involved. Bad sex is always better than bad head.

4. chinese boxer funny punch to the face – Me so solly? Fuck, that was awful. I apologize.

5. koosh tennis – I can’t ever seem to get my friends drunk enough to play a rousing game of Koosh Tennis…

 
6. how come umk3 classic sub zero first fatality is censored – Because Congressional hearings put pressure on Midway to crank out a kinder, gentler, cartoonier Mortal Kombat game.

7. zelda wind waker hentai – This is completely wrong for a number of reasons. But most importantly, I have no interest in ever seeing cel-shaded porn.

8. how to beat the frog in mario 2 – Are you fucking stupid? Do you want me to fucking draw you a fucking map? Do you!? Well, fine. Here’s a fucking map. Enjoy it.

 
9. best snes games – I’m too fucking angry about that last one to provide the link.

10. erin esurance hentai – I’m still angry, so I don’t even care that this is a fucking repeat of the first one.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.