I’m just fucking with ya. Go ahead and get fucking ripshit and piss on your neighbor’s cat. If you don’t end up in an emergency room or a jail cell tonight, you’re a fucking pussy.
A new article went up late last night. Read it. Or don’t. I really don’t care.
Some recent search queries that people found my site through were:
1. 90s nickelodeon classics
2. boiling points MTV program guide
3. euphemize cat
Search #1 is the exact type of search that I am trying to cater to. I will definitely expand my Nickelodeon-related content in the future.
Search #2 is the antithesis of everything this site stands for. I’d like to think that maybe my site helped open some poor naïve 13-year-old girl’s eyes to the reality that MTV sucks, but I know that realistically that didn’t happen. Oh well. I’ll take my hits any way I can get them.
Search #3. Wow. What the fuck? Were you looking for Playboy Party Jokes or something? I’m pretty sure you want to *euthanize* your cat. If you’re looking up how to do it on the internet, chances are you can’t afford to take your cat to a veterinarian. That’s OK. Syd Lexia has a cheap and easy solution to your problem:
The moral of the story is this: Whether you meant euthanize or euphemize, you should never show the pussy any mercy.
Something will be up sometime Tuesday or Wednesday. Fuck if I know what though.
No new article today. Hopefully it’ll be done late tomorrow night.
In the meantime, here’s a very important public service announcement featuring T-Bob and the Trakkers. Right click on it to save. It’s encoded in DivX, so if you don’t have DivX then you’re fucked. Enjoy.
Change of plans. Since it’s December and shit, the M.A.S.K. article is going to be postponed briefly so that I can bring you the Commodore Christmas Crapfest, a look at several shitty Christmas games that were released for the good old C64. I also may throw in a Famicom game and a SNES game, even though that would ruin the alliteration.
R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell.
In the increasingly phony metal scene of the 21st century, you were the real deal. You will be missed.
I don’t know what else to say…
Hi. This is the SydLexia.com blog, where I’ll be posting site news and whatever the fuck else I feel like. Right now, I’m working on an article on a M.A.S.K. episode. I’d like to have it up soon, unfortunately I have real world stuff that I need to get done before Tuesday, so don’t expect to see it before Wednesday night. If I fall too far behind, you’ll end up with another video game review first.
I had wanted to do a movie next, but I’m not having any luck getting DVD captures. If anyone knows some good software for doing that, let me know.