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SydLexia.com – Site News and Random Shit » 2004 » December
Archive for December, 2004
December 31, 2004 – 5:45 PM by Syd Lexia

      I’m just fucking with ya. Go ahead and get fucking ripshit and piss on your neighbor’s cat. If you don’t end up in an emergency room or a jail cell tonight, you’re a fucking pussy.

December 30, 2004 – 7:00 PM by Syd Lexia

A new article went up late last night. Read it. Or don’t. I really don’t care.

December 28, 2004 – 11:40 AM by Syd Lexia

Some recent search queries that people found my site through were:

1. 90s nickelodeon classics
2. boiling points MTV program guide
3. euphemize cat

Search #1 is the exact type of search that I am trying to cater to. I will definitely expand my Nickelodeon-related content in the future.

Search #2 is the antithesis of everything this site stands for. I’d like to think that maybe my site helped open some poor naïve 13-year-old girl’s eyes to the reality that MTV sucks, but I know that realistically that didn’t happen. Oh well. I’ll take my hits any way I can get them.

Search #3. Wow. What the fuck? Were you looking for Playboy Party Jokes or something? I’m pretty sure you want to *euthanize* your cat. If you’re looking up how to do it on the internet, chances are you can’t afford to take your cat to a veterinarian. That’s OK. Syd Lexia has a cheap and easy solution to your problem:

Baseball bats and fire are both cost effective.

The moral of the story is this: Whether you meant euthanize or euphemize, you should never show the pussy any mercy.

December 26, 2004 – 10:57 PM by Syd Lexia

Something will be up sometime Tuesday or Wednesday. Fuck if I know what though.

December 20, 2004 – 9:17 PM by Syd Lexia

No new article today. Hopefully it’ll be done late tomorrow night.

In the meantime, here’s a very important public service announcement featuring T-Bob and the Trakkers. Right click on it to save. It’s encoded in DivX, so if you don’t have DivX then you’re fucked. Enjoy.

December 19, 2004 – 7:33 PM by Syd Lexia

The site now has a custom 403 page. It can be seen here.

December 14, 2004 – 4:56 PM by Syd Lexia

      Change of plans. Since it’s December and shit, the M.A.S.K. article is going to be postponed briefly so that I can bring you the Commodore Christmas Crapfest, a look at several shitty Christmas games that were released for the good old C64. I also may throw in a Famicom game and a SNES game, even though that would ruin the alliteration.

December 9, 2004 – 9:44 AM by Syd Lexia

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell.

In the increasingly phony metal scene of the 21st century, you were the real deal. You will be missed.

I don’t know what else to say…

December 8, 2004 – 7:27 PM by Syd Lexia

      Hi. This is the SydLexia.com blog, where I’ll be posting site news and whatever the fuck else I feel like. Right now, I’m working on an article on a M.A.S.K. episode. I’d like to have it up soon, unfortunately I have real world stuff that I need to get done before Tuesday, so don’t expect to see it before Wednesday night. If I fall too far behind, you’ll end up with another video game review first.

      I had wanted to do a movie next, but I’m not having any luck getting DVD captures. If anyone knows some good software for doing that, let me know.

   – Syd Lexia