Archive for June, 2007
June 13, 2007 – 3:59 PM by Syd Lexia

International amirite Day was a success!

“International amirite Day?”

More like International Spam The Whites Day.
 

June 2, 2007 – 2:24 PM by Syd Lexia

      It is time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site feature where I comment on some of the keywords that vistors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning May 20th and ending May 26th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. joe and mac 2 – Electric Boogaloo? Seriously though, there are three separate games that are in contention for the title of Joe & Mac 2. First, there’s Congo’s Caper, a SNES game released in Japan in 1992 and America in 1993. Caveman Ninja was known as Tatakae Genshijin in Japan, while Congo’s Caper was known as Tatakae Genshijin 2, making it the first official sequel. However, this game does not star Joe & Mac. It was followed by another SNES game, Tatakae Genshijin 3, which was released in the USA as Joe & Mac 2: Lost In The Tropics. However, you may remember that the original Joe & Mac game debuted in arcades. If you’re a purist, you may consider the 1994 arcde game Joe & Mac Returns to be the true Joe & Mac 2. At any rate, all three games are worth a try.

2. amy fisher – Here’s a joke I heard one time on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amy Fisher.
Amy Fisher who?
BANG!

Incredibly dated? Yes. But it’s still pretty funny.

3. mickey mousecapades – First off, it’s called Mickey Mousecapade, singular. Secondly, if Nintendo ever put this game up for sale on the Wii Virtual Console, their servers would implode from its sheer awfulness; I’m surprised that The Legend of Kage hasn’t already managed to do this.

4. the ingredients of pepsi vs coke – All you really need to know is that Pepsi is sweeter.

5. super mario 2 how to beat frog – Let’s see…

A) His name is Wart.
B) You’re kidding, right? THROW FUCKING VEGETABLES AT HIM!

6. neked fuck site – Neked isn’t a word; neither is nekkid. So why don’t you go fuck yourself?

7. why are nes games so hard – Because you’re impatient and poorly trained. You lack discipline!

8. punchout gabby jay – Few people know this, but Super Punch-Out’s Gabby Jay was originally going to be a far more accurate caricature of French boxers. His name? Jabby Gay.

9. big robots with fucking lasers – That could be pretty much anything…

10. sly cooper porn – Well, that’s my cue to quit in disgust. See ya.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

June 1, 2007 – 8:52 AM by Syd Lexia

      I, Syd Lexia, do hereby decree that from this year forward, June 13 shall be recognized as International amirite Day in Austria, New Zealand, and all NATO nations. International amirite Day is a celebration of the popular internet expression amirite and International amirite Day revelers are encouraged to use the phrase as many times as possible on this day, especially after those around them start to become annoyed or enraged by the repeated usage of it. The I-NaD faithful are encouraged to punctuate their amirites with graphics of Dr. Wright, a popular video game character from the SNES version of SimCity; an example can be seen below.

      So remember, International amirite Day is nearly upon us. Mark it on your calendar… June 13th. Get ready to annoy the fuck out of everyone you know.

      More like everyone you BLOW. amirite?