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Archive for October, 2007
October 30, 2007 – 5:01 PM by Syd Lexia

A new article is up, just in time for Halloween. It’s about McNuggets.

October 18, 2007 – 7:53 AM by Syd Lexia

      After yet another extended absence, Fun With Search Engines is back. For anyone as of yet unaware, Fun With Search Engines is a recurring report where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for four week period beginning September 16th and ending October 13th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. fucking the devil – No one fucks with the devil! Well, maybe the Charlie Daniels Band.

2. ronald mcdonald fuck wendy – Christ, again with the fucking. This is gross. Clowns are creepy and Wendy is most definitely underage.

3. a lot of games for the snes – Yeah, there sure were a lot of games for the Super Nintendo. What’s your point?

4. savatage t-shirt – I’m the one who wants a Savatage t-shirt. Fuck the Trans-Siberian Orchestra for becoming successful… now we’ll never see another Savatage album.

5. philosophy poster – Here:

 
6. fake hayden panettiere getting fucked – By Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon?

7. murders in the rue morgue – Someone call the gendarmes!

8. buy a velociraptor mask – No thanks.

9. nes game western train level – My guess would be North & South:

 
10. foods that rhyme with bombs – Pommes. I think that’s the only one.

11. prisoners – Aren’t we all?

12. link fucking zelda – Fuck, fuck fuck. Doesn’t anyone ____ anymore?

13. who played at ozzfest in 1999 in detroit – Your mom. Then she blew everyone there. Twice.

14. a boy and his blob – More like a boy and his pile of living human ejaculate…

 
15. the crowd reaction at the concert – I was there. They fucking loved it. Wait, what concert are we talking about? There are at least 100,000 concerts each year, probbaly way more. Maybe you should narrow it done, asshole.

16. a shit in the water tank – Um… gross.

17. girls prizes in fuck games – I’m not entirely sure what that means, so I have no idea what the answer is. But if I had to guess… dildoes?

18. top nintendo cartridges – Absolutely:


As you can see, it’s Wrestlemania 2000, Goldeneye, and Shadowgate 64.

19. avatar airbender hentai – HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI! God, I’m sick of hentai.

20. what is the best mega man game – You really can’t go wrong with any 2D Mega Man game. Watch out for those 3D ones though.

21. fuck you drawing made out of text – English: It’s Not For Everyone.

22. i lost to glass joe – You suck!

23. hotel mario cutscenes – That sounds like Bowser’s laugh!

24. happy meal toy showcase ronald – The Ronald toys all suck. McNugget Buddies, FTW.

25. fuck off – No.

26. mickey mouse pumpkin halloween treat bucket candy pail – Fuck that. McDonald’s Halloween buckets are where it’s at.

27. mario bros 2 japanese lost levels rom – It’s currently available on the Wii Virtual Console.

28. cherry master cheats – It’s a fucking slot machine. There are no cheats.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

October 16, 2007 – 10:26 PM by Syd Lexia

      I had originally hoped to have a ridiculously big, ridiculously awesome new article up for you on September 30th, but due to circumstances beyond my control, that didn’t happen. So then I was going to have it up on October 7th, but despite assurances I received that the new deadline would be met, it wasn’t. So you know what? Fuck it. You should see the aforementioned article in November, but maybe I’ll just bury it. I’m nowhere as excited about it as I once was. So here’s what you get instead, an article on unaired Transformers PSAs.