Yes, it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I comment on some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 30th and ending January 5th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. mario princess peach hentai fuck – No comment.

2. i want to beat smash tv – Good luck… you’ll need it.

 
3. sydlexia sesame street – Contrary to popular belief, I don’t own the rights to Sesame Street.

4. erin esurance fucking – The only “fucking” you’re going to see on this site is when I rip your fucking head off! No more goddam Erin Esurance!

5. michael jackson dancing animated gif – Here:

 
6. cost to euphemize a cat – Unless the person doing it is a real asshole, it shouldn’t cost anything to euphemize a cat.

7. whomp em correct level order – It really doesn’t matter what order you do the levels in.

8. mortal kombat fitality – Did you mean: mortal kombat fatality

9. dead celebrities of 2007 – Wikipedia probably has a list. You could also check my forums.

10. is marilyn manson being sued – I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. He probably made some kid kill himself or hate Jesus or something.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

The following in an e-mail I received yesterday:

Re: http://www.sydlexia.com/news/?p=275

IDENTIFIED PROBLEM: Web site uses a Nintendo trademark (Princess Peach) in the code of the page.

Dear Syd Lexia,

We are an Internet monitoring agency representing Nintendo of America Inc. (Nintendo). We are writing to ask you to stop using the Nintendo properties in the hidden text/visible text/meta tags and/or title and/or links of the above-referenced sexually explicit Web site. Nintendo’s customers include many children and their parents. Unauthorized use of Nintendo trademark(s)/work(s) is harmful to those customers and will tarnish Nintendo’s reputation.

We look forward to your immediate confirmation that you have taken the necessary steps to resolve this matter. To that end, you may email us at StopInfringement@cyveillance.com.

Please note that these are automatic email boxes so typically no response is sent as long as the problem is corrected.

Sincerely,
Cyveillance

If anyone has any advice as to how I should proceed, speak now.

      Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site report where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 23rd and ending December 29th. Here we go…

1. warcraft 3 hentai – Gay.

2. top ten nes games – Anyone who can produce a list of the top ten NES games ever made is either a complete fucking idiot or some worthless fucking poser who didn’t live through the era. No one who actually owned an NES in its heyday and attempted such a list would come up with at least 20 great games, and they would probably end up with closer to 50 games. Hell, they could probably come up a hundred games.

3. snowman hentai – No more goddam hentai!

4. erin esurance nude sex – What the fuck did I just say!?

5. teen fucking his thin mom – Well, I guess it’s better than a teen fucking his FAT mom.

6. i don’t much care for the tone of your voice – Fuck you.

7. super mario bros second quest – It’s the same as the first quest, only those pink elevator platforms are smaller and the Goombas have been replaced with Buzzy Beetles.

8. perfect tits – Tara Reid had those before her botched cosmetic surgery.

9. what’s wrong with me – Probably lots of things, especially since you’re asking Yahoo.

10. christmas – OMG, I *love* Christmas!

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

      I’ll post a new article when my hangover goes away… which will probably be in like a week.