Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, that thing where I comment on some of the keywords that brought visitors to the site. This FWSE report is for the three week period beginning August 24th and ending September 13th. As always, these are all real searches.
1. skeletor motivational poster – Skeletor has way too much motivation. I mean, the guy NEVER wins and he refuses to give up. There’s a fine line between resilence and complete stupidity, and Skeletor, you have crossed it.
2. the greatest yugioh dress up shagging games – How about this: dress up like Yu-Gi-Oh, then go fuck yourself.
3. how to get to the pleasure dome in smash tv – Eh, it’s not all that great:
4. nes strategy game – I recommend North & South.
5. aerosmith’s november rain video – EPIC FAIL.
6. www.donkeyshow.com – SUPER EPIC FAIL.
7. grandmothers getting fucked in the ass – SUPER MEGA EPIC FAIL.
8. mega man iii sucks – Assuming we’re talking about this version, it certainly does. Otherwise, YOU suck.
9. maria lutzke masturbates – I’m willing to bet she hasn’t since that private webcam video got leaked in 2004. And not just because she probably has no problem finding dates. No, it’s probably because it’s difficult for her to enjoy doing it after the scandal.
10. bomberman hentai – I can’t even begin to fathom how Bomberman hentai would work. Bomberman and some Charaboms, maybe? *shudder*
11. ghost – BOO!
12. link and zelda having fun – How about this:
13. mega man robot master weaknesses – Real men use the Mega Buster on everyone.
14. what snes game should I play first – Start at the beginning, Super Mario World.
15. centipede video game – The board game wasn’t bad either.
16. game with cute bears as secret agents on phone – I’m not convinced this is a real game. I think maybe you’re high on peyote.
17. how to really fuck with someone – Tell him you’re into wife-swapping, then frame him for the murder of your wife. This may or may not have been the plot of the movie Consenting Adults.
18. best christmas movies – Jesus Christ, it’s not even Halloween yet!
19. wikipedia nes hentai – This is just a guess, but Wikipedia is probably not the best place to go for hentai. Or maybe it is, I don’t know. I’ve never really looked for hentai, so for all I know Wikipedia is just teeming with naughty pictures of Sailor Moon.
20. peppercorn ranch sun chips – Not a fan of Sun Chips.
21. erin esurance naked sex fucking – Well, at least it’s not another donkey show search.
This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.