Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought hapless visitors to this website. This FWSE report is for the four week period beginning May 31st and ending June 27th. As always, these are all real searches.
1. nes worst rpg list fall – The top five worst NES RPGs are Hydlide, Hydlide, Hydlide, Hydlide, and of course, Hydlide.
2. albert pyun forum – Unlike Uwe Boll, Albert Pyun is a low budget director with heart and vision. His movies are rarely good by conventional standards, but they’re generally entertaining. I don’t know if there’s a forum dedicated to him, but you can talk about him on my forums. Brainsmasher is the best movie ever.
3. girls fucking random objects – Hmmm… no.
4. underappreciated nes games – Crystalis always springs to my mind as an NES game that was never as popular as it deserved to be.
5. japanese guy killed a bull with one punch – Big deal, I can take down a bull with one punch:
6. usa porno – There is absolutely no porn in USA. If there was, I’m certain I would have seen it, or at least heard about it. You generally have to go to Europe for that sort of stuff.
7. meet and fuck teacher cheats – There’s a game called Meet And Fuck Teacher? Why am I just now finding this out?
8. a-team board game – I totally reviewed that.
9. bear hugger super punch out – More like Bear FUCKER, amirite?
10. top 100 snes games – BAM!
11. nes games that nobody heard of – I don’t know; I haven’t heard of them.
12. itchy crotch before period – Uh yeah, about that…
13. how much space do centipedes need – As much as it takes.
14. sirron kcuhc dnif – Old joke is old… and retarded.
15. five green and speckled frogs – sat on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs. YUM YUM!
16. was there ever a super mario bros sequel – If you are inquiring about the live action movie from 1993, then no, there was never a sequel. If you are inquiring about the 1985 video game, then you are a fucking idiot.
17. photos of fatalities bodies still there – I’m guessing this isn’t a Mortal Kombat search. You’re a sick fuck.
18. how to beat friday the 13th nes – Like this:
19. would a boy do if they like you – Personally, I would do anything for love. But I won’t do that.
20. radio kaos – Meh. Amused To Death was way better.
21. watching your parents fuck – They have a name for that. It’s called the Eigth Circle of Hell.
22. syd lexia endings – Syd Lexia actually has close to forty different endings, and you’ll have to play through several branching storylines to get all the endings. Good luck!
23. heathcliff theme song lyrics – Here.
24. is link from legend of zelda a girl – No, but Sheik is.
25. joke about being on an island – So there’s a fat guy, an eggplant, and a couple of fruits…
26. quiz and dragons – I totally reviewed that, too.
27. where can i find the harp in dragon warrior nes – The Silver Harp is in Garinham. You will need two keys to get at it. You will also need to be prepared to fight a shitload of monsters.
28. erin esurance super naked fucking – How exactly does one become “super naked”? Fuck it, I’m outta here.
This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.