Yes, it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I comment on some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 30th and ending January 5th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. mario princess peach hentai fuck – No comment.

2. i want to beat smash tv – Good luck… you’ll need it.

 
3. sydlexia sesame street – Contrary to popular belief, I don’t own the rights to Sesame Street.

4. erin esurance fucking – The only “fucking” you’re going to see on this site is when I rip your fucking head off! No more goddam Erin Esurance!

5. michael jackson dancing animated gif – Here:

 
6. cost to euphemize a cat – Unless the person doing it is a real asshole, it shouldn’t cost anything to euphemize a cat.

7. whomp em correct level order – It really doesn’t matter what order you do the levels in.

8. mortal kombat fitality – Did you mean: mortal kombat fatality

9. dead celebrities of 2007 – Wikipedia probably has a list. You could also check my forums.

10. is marilyn manson being sued – I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. He probably made some kid kill himself or hate Jesus or something.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.