It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring SydLexia.com site report where I review some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the two week period starting November 12th and ending November 25th. As always, these are all real searches. Let’s begin…

1. erin esurance sex – In case you’re unaware, Erin Esurance is a character from a series of commercials for Esurance, an online auto insurance company:

This means the internet has hit two new all-time lows. First, people are searching for nude pics of a cartoon character from a CAR INSURANCE commercial. Secondly, there are actually some out there.

2. dos mortal kombat and special moves – If the DOS version of Mortal Kombat is anything like the DOS version of Street Fighter II, then you should probably just delete it.

3. fairly odd parents porn – Searching for porn starring your parents isn’t fairly odd; it’s completely fucked up.

4. carstobots.com – Clerks II, available now wherever DVDs are sold.

5. fatality list for mk2 – The Mortal Kombat Fatality Extravaganza is still going strong, but it has been eclipsed in popularity by 100 Best NES Games Ever project.

6. top 100 nes games – If you thought one cheap plug for the 100 Best NES Games Ever page per FWSE was enough, you were wrong.

7. unblockable porn – This keeps showing up in the logs, so I might as well give the people what they want:

 
8. alien fuck games – Finally, a serious question. One of the most popular fuck games in the Retta’ar galaxy is known as Jaxxor. The rules are simple. First, you find a willing female and wrap a Grelnek belt around her. Then, you each take turns trying to quock her nuknok. This game is generally played at birthday parties and inaugurations.

9. girls eat shit – They do? She told me it was just morning breath! THAT BITCH!

10. is the construction industry fucked – After the way they fucked up the Big Dig and fucked over Massachusetts taxpayers, I sure hope so. It would be nice to see the tables turned.

11. how girls are pratically fucking by boys – Yeah I hate how that is happening. At least, I would if I had any fucking clue what the hell you were talking.

12. I hate legends of the hidden temple – Here’s Olmec with a rebuttal:

 
13. how many zapper guns can you use nes duck hunt – You can only use one gun. However, if the game is on Mode A, you can use the controller in the first slot to control the ducks and dick over the person shooting at them.

14. space channel 5 hentai – I seriously doubt there’s any Space Channel 5 hentai out there. If there is, this search won’t end well. After all, Michael Jackson is in the game.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.