It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly report where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This particularly half-assed FWSE is for the week of August 13th through August 19th. As always, these are all real searches. Enjoy.

1. camp lazlo porn – It wouldn’t be FWSE without a hentai search, now would it?

2. want logo programs having turtle to download in computer – Want learn much good English in school?

3. i want to down load mario bros for free and play it – Just get the GBA cartridge. It’s like ten bucks.

4. pit fighter sucks – Correct.

5. calf fucking cow – UGH.

6. free hardcore fucking movies – No.

7. princess peach hentai from mario – Wrong.

Sorry… I guess I’m feeling rather monosyllabic today. This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.