It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, where I review some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for the week of June 18th – June 24th. As always, these are all actual searches.

1. double dragon linda spandex – Hey, good thing you included spandex in your search, otherwise you might have gotten information on a completely different Linda from a completely different Double Dragon.

2. gizmo duck – RoboCop was a total fucking rip-off of Gizmo Duck. You know, retroactively.

3. shakespeare – My site is way better than Shakespeare.

4. mortal kombat sheeva porn naked – More arms = more simultaneous handjobs. This search = pathetic.

5. ninja kids taito soundtrack cd – A lot of arcade games had limited release soundtracks, but I’m not entirely sure that Ninja Kids did. It’s not like the music was that great anyway. Other Taito games like Bubble Bobble, New Zealand Story and Darius had way better music. This just goes to show that any given moment, someone is searching for something completely obscure.

6. nes racing cop game – Well, there’s Motor City Patrol, the only game ever released by Matchbox:

 
7. amy fisher – I prefer Amy Phisher. Between that and AOHell, I had like a million AOL accounts. Only not really. I did send my friends fake TOS violations for being “extremely gay” though.

There, now go home.