…and I’m back for Fun With Search Engines #24. In this very special half-assed edition, we’ll be taking a look at search queries from 6/12 through 6/18. As always, these are real keywords that visitors to SydLexia.com typed into search engines. FWSE should not be taken internally. If ingested, immediately flush your system with water and consult a physician or poison control.

1. pepsi blue failed – Yes it did. It even failed in Japan, where people love weird shit and bright colors, so that should give you an indication of just how badly it failed.

2. what does michael jacksons kids look like? – A better question is this: is our children learning? Clearly not, if this passes for grammar. Verb-noun agreementL learn it, love it, use it.

3. dragaon games – Every once in a while, FWSE helps me catch a typo. For example, Tip 10 in the NES Game Packs article was listed as “Double Dragaon”, which is pretty embarrassing. I could have just changed it and denied it ever happened, but I don’t do things that way.

4. blaze fielding from streets of rage is fucking hot – Yeah, I guess. I think someone’s had too much G4, where “too much” is defined as more than five minutes.

5. hulk hogan sucks – No, YOU suck.

6. antique potato head shoes – antique and potato head do not belong in the same sentence. Ever.

7. vincent price iron maiden – It never happened. The spoken intro to “The Number of the Beast” is just a reasonable facsimile therof.

And that’s that. I know that kinda sucked and I’m sorry. FWSE keeps getting harder and harder to do.