It’s that time again. The time when I realize, to my horror, that’s it’s Friday and I still haven’t posted a Fun With Search Engines report for the last week. As so here it is, the FWSE that covers 10/23/05 through 10/29/05. In case you’ve forgotten, Fun WIth Search Engines is a recurring segment where I show you some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. Let’s see how it goes:
1. do you have what it takes to rescue the president hes been kidnapped by ninjas – Sadly, I don’t. If I did, I obviously go for it because rescuing the president pretty much automatically gets you a Presidential Medal of Honor and I could score mad chicks with that. Mad chicks.
2. you can’t do that one television – Yeah, you’ve gotta fuck at least two televisions. And if you don’t, bad things are gonna happen. Like in Videodrome.
3. worst nintendo tattoo ever – As one of the biggest proponents of Nintendo that you will ever meet, I feel highly qualified to answer this question. What’s the worst Nintendo tattoo ever? ALL OF THEM, YOU STUPID FUCK!
4. quiz and dragons questions – I don’t think I ever expected to get a QAD-related search. But that’s cool.
5. fire flame man and freeze guy – Hey guy, next time you do a web search, you should trying being a little LESS specific. Readers, see if you can guess which one of my articles came up as a result of this search. HINT: It’s the Mega Man one.
6. bombman hudson – Hudson made BombERman. There’s a difference. Bombman was actually a boss from Capcom’s first Mega Man game. But let’s focus on the Hudson character for a minute:
On the left, you see Bomberman as he appeared on the cover of the booklet for his NES game. On the right is Bomberman as he appeared in Bomberman 64. The original Bomberman design looks suspiciously like Samus Aran. Or perhaps Hudson travelled into the future and ripped off Halo’s Master Chief. The second option seems like a stretch though. Not because time travel is impossible, mind you, but because Master Chief isn’t worth ripping off. Personally, I like the new Bomberman design better. Sure, he pulls weapons of mass destruction out of his ass, but he’s just *so* adorable. Just look at him. You know damn well that even if he killed your entire family, you couldn’t stay mad at him.
7. princess peach porn – I have an alliteration fetish, so I’d love to see some Princes Peach porn. I’d also like to see rappers rudely rape Rapunzel rectally and sexy Swedish sluts suck seven studs’ semen. Or not.
Well, that was fairly stupid. But now it’s over. Rejoice.