Welcome once again to Fun With Search Engines, the weekly SydLexia.com feature where I look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. Generally they range from hentai to celebrity porn to kiddy porn, but this week I’ve dug up some *slightly* more interesting ones. This FWSE report is for the week starting January 8th and ending Januarry 14th. As always, these are all 100% real searches.
1. wrecking balls – For wrecking balls, I recommend a cheese grater. That’d hurt like hell.
2. kristin cavalleri updates – I received word earlier today that Kristin Cavallari was eaten by wolves. She was delicious. In other news, former president Gerald Ford has pneumonia and has been hospitalized. As far as I know, he is doing OK.
3. kara grainger nude – Prior to seeing this search, I had absolutely no idea who Kara Grainger was. She’s apparently a singer/songwriter from Sydney and she’s not bad looking. I still prefer Natalie Imbruglia though. I’d also like to point out that prior to this FWSE, the word Grainger never appeared on the site. However due to references to
4. monster party nes bosses – Enjoy.
5. wasnt always ninja american ninja – I’m going to assume this is a yes/no question in which case I have a 50/50 chance at being right. So, uh… yes?
6. unblockable fuck pics – What the hell does that even mean?
7. Desperately_Not_Yours – That’s the former Xanga of Kara Borden buddy Kayla Jeffries It totally doesn’t exist anymore and I don’t think anyone mirrored it. Too bad for you.
And we’re done. See, wasn’t that slightly more entertaining than usual? No? Well, fuck you! I’m outta here.