Well it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly SydLexia.com feature where I review some of the search terms that brought various visitors to my site. I couldn’t make these up if I tried. Actually, I could make them up very easily, but I haven’t; these are all actual searches. This FWSE report is for the week of March 5th – March 11th. Ready? Here we go…

1. giant man eating bat – Fine, here you go:

Okay, that kinda sucked. Sorry about that. If you can do better, send it in and I’ll post it.

2. what does kitana turn into after doing animality – A rabbit. There are easier ways to find this shit out than blindly typing it into Google. For God’s sake, discover GameFAQs. Thanks for the hit though.

3. revolution x smash tv – …are both awesome games. Next!

4. super mario fucking kara borden while donkeylips watches – Not only was this one a confirmed plant, but it was planted by Dr. Jeebus. It’s nice to know that even though my brother has only contributed one article to date, he still finds time to fuck with FWSE.

5. teen age fucking on mid night hot – Teenage is one word; so is midnight. Thanks for playing.

6. conan destroyer movie download – Just fucking buy it. You can get it for under under $10 or you can get it in a two-pack with Conan The Barbarian for under $20. If you can’t afford that, then where the hell did you get a computer?

7. vincent schiavelli was he in home alone film? – I don’t know, why don’t you try looking up his filmography on IMDB? No, he wasn’t. I knew that before even looking. No one in Home Alone even ALMOST looks like him. Do you even fucking know who Vincent Schiavelli was? Fuck you.