It’s a kinda late in the week but it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly report where I look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of April 16th – April 22nd. Also, it’s beyond half-assed.

1. randy savage – Randy Savage would have made a good porn name; Horny Troglodyte just doesn’t have the same ring. I guess it doesn’t matter though, because Randy Savage fucking rules. Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!

2. schindler’s list trailer – I had completely forgotten about this. There’s nothing quite like dated jokes involving Terri Schiavo’s dad, is there?

3. vomit – Vomit is an anagram for Tim Vo. So if your last name is Vo, don’t name your kid Tim. Alternatively, if your last name is Timm, don’t name your kid Vo. I’m talking to you, Bruce Timm. Names that are anagrams for other words are fucking stupid. That’s why I picked Syd Lexia.

4. related:vimm.net/ – For some reason, I’m one of the top related sites for Vimm’s Lair on Google. Oh well, no complaints here.

5. joe & mac caveman ninja – I know those guys. I love those guys. They fucking rock.

6. fatality for jax in mk3 and cooler stuff – Cooler how? Cooler like clowns? This search seems to be based on the belief that a search engine can somehow think independently and decide what’s cool and what isn’t. Then again, it did find Part II of the Mortal Kombat Fatality Extravangza.

7. how many levels has rolling thunder – 10 levels has Rolling Thunder.

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