Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly SydLexia.com report where I take a look at some of the queries that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for week of November 5th through November 11th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. www.2d play – Whatever site you were looking for is totally gay, unless it was www.2d-sprites.com. If it wasn’t www.2d-sprites, go there instead.

2. cartoon president dead – Bill Clinton and Gerald Ford are both alive well…

3. dorothy lemay naked – I don’t know where you’d find that. Maybe you could try ANY MOVIE SHE WAS EVER IN.

4. preteens free pics – Did you try the JCPenney website? How about their fall catalogue? Oh, you meant underage pornography. Try this then: KILL YOURSELF NOW.

5. why pepsi blue failed – People didn’t buy it.

6. sigourney weaver galaxy quest tits – Sigourney Weaver was fifty when she did Galaxy Quest. Yes, you read that right… FIFTY. I’d still do her though.

 
7. babes you’d like to fuck – You looking for suggestions for girls to fantasize about having sex with? That just screams closet homosexual. That’s the type of subject matter you Google when you want to win the acceptance of those guys who are always hanging out in the dorm lounge playing pool and watching local sport teams on the big screen TV. Sooner or later, they’re going to ask you what celebrities you want to nail and you damn well better be able to rattle off a list of twenty names without hestitation and without accidentally naming Johnny Depp or Liza Minelli, because then they’ll think you’re gay. Because you are. Dammit, I should have left this one for Haddox.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.