December 31, 2005 – 12:09 PM
by Syd Lexia
Kirby is not a role model. Please do not do anything that Kirby would do tonight. For example, don’t drink 51.2 times your body weight in alcohol; it’s a bad fucking idea. But if you do, don’t you dare fucking drive. This New Year’s Eve, try Columbia’s favorite alternative to alcohol: cocaine. It’s safe, fun, and not as expensive as you might think. Have a good one.
Also, a new comic is up.