Well, I should probably be out getting my Christmas shopping done, but instead I’m bringing you another installment of Fun With Search Engines. For anyone as of yet unfamiliar with FWSE, it’s a weekly report where I show you some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into Yahoo, Google, and whatnot. This FWSE report is for the week of December 11th – December 17th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. sabertooth tigers are they extinct – What the hell kind of a question is this? YES, THEY’RE FUCKING EXTINCT YOU FUCKING MORON!

2. heathcliff cartoon clip – How about four clips?

Heathcliff Intro
Heathcliff End Credits
Pet Tip – Fish
Pet Tip – Old Dogs

3. nude pics of victor krum – Harry Potter porn? That’s the grossest thing that I’ve heard in a long, long time. Excuse me while I go fucking puke.

4. nudalities in ultimate mk 3 – Thankfully do not exist. Do you really want to see Nightwolf, Sheeva, or Cyrax naked anyway? No, you don’t. If you do, you have some serious fucking issues.

5. kara borden photobucket pictures – Here.

6. wrestling poser wife OR housewife -sex – This search came through Google Greece, so we’ll probably never how well this person understood English or what the fuck they were searching for. But “Wrestling Poser Wife” sounds it could be a pop punk song. I nominate Bowling For Soup to write it.

7. samus kills master chief animated gif – If something like this actually exists, send it my way. I would pay good money to watch Samus murder that Halo retard.

This concludes my Fun With Search Engines report. If you would like to learn more about any of the topics that I’ve covered, check your local library. And now I’ve got to finish my fucking Christmas shopping.