It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly segment where I look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This week, I’ve omitted all the Kristin Cavalleri, Kara Borden, and hentai searches because I’m getting sick of them. This FWSE report is for the week starting January 22nd and ending January 28th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. emo band names – I had forgotten all about this. Needless to say, it isn’t anywhere near as lucrative as I thought it would be.

2. whomp em – Fuck that. Crush ‘Em!

 
3. midway revolution x hint – Here’s a hint: suck less. The great thing about this hint is that it’s supremely vague so it can be applied to any video game.

4. unblockable porn – Unblockable porn, huh? Well, here you go:

 
5. the song after november rain – On Use Your Illusion I, it’s “The Garden”. On the Guns N’ Roses greatest hits compilation, it’s “Live and Let Die”. In terms of the band’s music video trilogy, it’s “Estranged”. And at least two of these answers could have been found on Amazon.com, dumbass.

6. ninja related crimes – Whatever, here’s another picture:

 
7. merry christmas i fucked your snowman – That’s just gross. People should not fuck snowmen, nor should they fuck more feminine snow creations. I guess the main point to walk away with here is this: man was not meant to fuck snow. But when Jack Frost fucked Shannon Elizabeth to death, that was way hot.

END OF FUN WITH SEARCH ENGINES #53. PLEASE INSERT DISK THREE.