It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the (usually) weekly segment where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE is for the week of August 6th through August 12th. As always, these are all real searches. Enjoy.

1. shit public – Fucking in public? Totally cool. Shitting in public? Absolutely nasty.

2. tax holiday – I prefer the regular kind of holiday.

3. bowser genitalia – Good question. A close up of Bowser’s SMB sprite at 100X revealed the following:

 
4. megaman regional changes – I’m too lazy to type up the whole list, but the Mexican version of Mega Man 2 is totally different from the one that people in Canada and the United States played. Instead of fighting Dr. Wily, Mega Man seeks out Quickman, the fastest Master Robot robot in all of Mehico, and together they smuggle illegal robots over the border. Also, Mega Man wore a sombrero.

5. pictures of baraka from mortal kombat – Sorry, I only have pictures of Baracus from the A-Team…

 
6. evil alien fuck games play – I’m not quite sure what that means, but I’m pretty sure it’s stupid and perverted. Oh well, at least it’s not a hentai search.

7. samus aran hentai – Oh, awesome.

Now that I’m thoroughly disgusted, it’s time to end this. This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.