Merry Christmas everybody. If you were one of the lucky people on the SydLexia.com forums who happened to be in my Wii Address Book, you received a most excellent gift in the form of Donkey Kong Junior Math. It’s no use retaliating, because I’ll play pretty much anything. Well, except Power Golf. Nicely played, greeneyedzeke.

And now for something completely different, some harassing out-of-sync Christmas graphics:

A new Christmas article is up.

      Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the (theoretically) weekly site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 9th and ending December 15th. As always, these are all real searches. Let’s begin…

1. to hell with sesame street – Hey now. Sesame Street may have ruined my life, but it’s still pretty awesome.

2. golden book animals christmas eve – Let’s see, did I ever read a Golden Book called The Animals’ Christmas Eve? Like a motherfuckin’ motherfucker.

3. are there any hentai involving food – Well, people eat squid and octopus, so I guess you could count any hentai that involves tentacles as food-related. Oh yeah, and there’s probably some Veggie Tales hentai out there too.

4. stone crab christmas ornament – I’d rather have a Stone Roses Christmas ornament.

5. fuck everything t-shirts – I agree. I fucking hate those things.

 
6. cold november rain – Hey asshole, it’s December.

7. girl in christmas costume gets fucked – I’m pretty sure that Naughty America is all over that.

8. father christmas bowling game – Uh, could it be Elf Bowling? You know, the greatest Christmas-themed game ever made? If you’re thinking of Elf Bowling, you’re probably thinking of POINTLESS BULLSHIT. Play Elf Bowling instead.

 
9. erin esurance sex – Die, motherfucker.

10. best snes games – What better way to end this than with a cheap plug?

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

     It’s time once again for Fun With Searches, that recurring site report where Syd gives humourous commentary on some of the keywords that brought visitors to SydLexia.com. If you’re wondering why Syd had begun speaking in third person, fear not. This FWSE is coming to you from your good friend Valdronius. This report covers the four week period from October 14th through to November 10th.

1. underrated nes games – Micro Machines, Hogan’s Alley, and North and South are all pretty underrated.

2. legend of zelda sex – Legend has it that Zelda is female.

3. animated fucking – Don’t believe everything you see in pornography. There’s really no such thing as animated fucking. Having sex with a girl is like having sex with a dead fish. All they ever do is just lie there.

4. last arnold movie – You need to be more specific sparky. Are we talking Last Action Hero? The last movie Arnold was in? Are we talking about Schwarzenegger, or some other Arnold? The last movie Arnold from Happy Days was in was Royal Kill. Rest in Peace Mr. Miyagi, Rest in Peace.

5. macho women fucking – If you’re searching for masculine women engaging in sexual acts, there’s a pretty good chance you might be gay. If you were searching for ‘Macho Man fucking women’, then I could probably help you out. Oh YEEEEEEAH!

6. this years mcdonalds halloween promotion – Healthy eating Grimace. He’s lost a lot of weight and feels great about himself, all because of McDonald’s healthy choice menu. Instead of being bell-shaped, he’s lost all that excess fat and is now the same diameter from head to toe. Grimace toys are 8″ tall and 2″ thick. A great toy with a great message.

7. hairy stomach – It’s called a treasure trail and women find it absolutely irresistable.

8. fat people run – Like hell they do.

9. mileena hentai – Ever hear of a Black & Decker pecker wrecker? Well, it would be kinda like that.

 
10. nes red blue balls difficult flying bitch – There’s nothing I hate more than when a bitch is being difficult and ends up giving me blue balls. If you’ve got some excuse like “I have a boyfriend” or “I’m saving myself for true love” or “I’m dizzy. I think somebody put something in my drink” then don’t bother rubbing your body against me. It’s only going to make me see red, and when that happens, I’m going to send you flying.

11. names of movies with fucking scenes – Such movies are commonly refered to as ‘Porn’. Typically their titles are clever puns, often of other movies, such as Saving Ryan’s Privates, or Flesh Gordon.

12. hulk hogan did drugs in the 80’s – Hulk Hogan did your mom in the 80’s. Aw snap.

13. shannon elizabeth fucked by snowman – Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

14. cave of time wow – Not exactly the reaction I had when I read the book, but to each their own I guess.

15. venom childrens mask – I find it more efficient to insert the poison directly into the Halloween candy, rather than lacing the masks at the store. Ingestion is far more lethal.

16. prehistoric cavemen: how did they get their food – The same way everyone else does. Kill rival cavemen and malicious dinosaurs until they drop food.

17. triple h monologues – There is not enough time, nor enough server space to document all of HHH’s snore fests. Dammit, now you’ve gone and made me angry.

18. the best snes games you dont know about – The Final Option. No wait, I know about that one. Let’s see, how do I best answer a logically impossible request? With a face full of buckshot.

19. beautiful girls who shit – You must be talking about those 2 Girls 1 Cup chicks. Man that’s hot. Just thinking about it makes me wanna go eat a Reese’s.

20. sometimes women aren’t sluts – Bullshit. Who the fuck told you that?

21. street fucking – It’s a lot less common than one might think. Spontaneous song and dance numbers are fine, but if you’ve ever tried to have sex on pavement, you know what I mean when I say that street fucking is a bad idea.

22. christmas ornaments for those that are in heaven – I hear American Greetings has the most adorable ‘Baby’s First Christmas Out Of Purgatory’ ornaments. I wouldn’t bother buying one though, shipping costs to Heaven are fucking ridiculous.

23. go on lexia free – So far as I know, Syd doesn’t charge. For anything.

 
24. fucking father christmas – It was your dad you idiot. It was your dad dressed as Santa. Now both your parents are dead and you’re going to jail.

25. unconscious fuck stories – All my best fuck stories involve someone being unconscious. Her parents asleep upstairs, her roommate in the next room, her boyfriend passed out on the couch, her. Good times.

26. any video available girls get fucked play now – If you are so desperate to find porn online that you are willing to take any video the internet will offer to you, you really don’t know how to use the internet.

27. no bullshit preteen nude pics – If you have been searching for illegal, underage porn for so long that you need to tell your search engine to cut the bullshit, you really need to be put down.

28. best way to convince a girl to have sex with you – Rohypnol.

      Once upon a time there was a website called IGN that thought it was somehow justified in charging people for the privilege of joining their shitty ass forums. They saw that SomethingAwful was doing it, so they decided to copy them… I guess shitty sites think alike. So I was going through yesterday’s site log and I noticed I had 600 hundred hits from a blog on IGN. Intrigued, I clicked on it and saw a screenshot of Qix from my Taito article. Now, normally I don’t have any problem with hotlinking. I have plenty of bandwith and if people want to use my images, I’m cool with it. But then I noticed that the owner of the blog was Erik Brudvig, the head of IGN’s XBox 360 department. Being as he was an IGN employee, I decided to fuck with him. Using my mad htaccess skils, I redirected all use of the Qix image by IGN to a better image, namely this one:

      The image was up for about four hours before anyone at IGN actually noticed. Suck on that, you worthless bastards. For anyone who’s interested, here are some screenshots of the blessed event:

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      It’s time yet again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning December 2nd and ending December 8th As always, these are all real searches.

1. erin esurance nude – Everything I ever really needed to know about Erin Esurance I learned from a SydLexia.com wiki page.

2. random disgusting shit – What the fuck do you think this is? 4chan?

3. best nes game – For the last fucking time, it’s Super Mario 3:

 
4. when did the first nintendo appear – To make it appear, here’s what you have to do. When you wake up, leave the building you start in and walk back and forth on first three or squares in front of it. 99 times out of 100, a Slime will appear, but there is a slight chance that you will encounter your first Nintendo. It has 160 HP and a moderate attack rating. If you are not at least Level 5 and you do not have the Iron Armor and Copper Sword, you will not be able to win the battle.

5. Martha McIsaac forum – You can talk about Martha MacIsaac as much as you want on my forums. With a little bit of luck, we can make the SydLexia.com forums the #1 destination for Martha MacIsaac fans, and God willing, Martha MacIsaac herself.

6. in soviet russia hentai fucks you – That happens everywhere, not just in Soviet Russia. Watch out for those tentacles, man.

7. where to find nes games – Here’s a little fucking clue:

 
8. hammerin harry nes – The NES version is pretty meh. Check out the SNES version or the original arcade game instead.

9. kara borden – Kara Borden is irrelevant now; she doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page anymore.

10. how to wins a girls heart in a conversation – Wait until some yells FATALITY and then rip it out.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

It’s been revamped and now includes info on Valdronius as well as the moderators.

      Now it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site report where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for three week period beginning November 11th and ending December 1st. As always, these are all real searches.

1. best nes games – The best NES games? That’s so very, very last year. Why not read about the 100 best SNES games ever instead?

2. hasbro battle trolls – I can still remember the song from the original commercial:

My name is Angus, Gus to my pals. I turn everything into an arsenal!

3. prizes for girls for fucking – There are only five possible prizes that a girl can win for outstanding fucking: a trophy from Adult Video News, money, spermicide, an economy size bottle of RU-486, or a coupon for 25% off your next abortion.

4. best christmas movies – Best this, best that. I’m sick of seeing the word “best” in my fucking site logs. Oh well, here’s THIS.

5. hey ho come on down the beach – That’s what I said to your mom.

6. camp lazlo hentai – Yeah, about that…

 
7. fatality de kitana – Hey Frenchy, shouldn’t you be searching for fatalité de kitana instead? Yeah, I thought so. Have another glass of red wine, ya shifty Huguenot bastard.

8. navigating the south castle in nes dragon warrior – You’re a lazy fucking bastard. If you seek to defeat the Dragonlord, do it the way we did it back in 80s: explore the castle on your own and keep trying until you fucking get it right. Maps are for losers. But if you’re really too much of a pussy to beat the final dungeon without a map, there’s one on GameFAQs, which is a site that you should have heard of by now because EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD HAS. You suck pretty hard there, guy.

9. shannon elizabeth fucked jack frost – Yes she did. It’s a shame she hasn’t done anything interesting in years.

10. narcis prince is gay – That’s not fair. Narcis Prince deserves respect.

 
11. female cat that garfield tries to impress – That would be Arlene.

12. what are nes games – I refuse to dignify that with a response.

13. i want watch the whole smooth criminal – Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

14. full house – Full House? How about Royal Flush?

 
15. cats – There no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese. No, there are no cats in America, so set your mind at ease.

16. pepsi vs. coke – Fuck that. Shampoo vs. conditioner is a far more interesting debate.

17. bands of the 80s that were makeup – There aren’t any bands from the 1980s that “were” makeup. However, singer Boy George is actually a golem built entirely out of Revlon products.

18. four way fuck in dungeon – I hate BDSM.

19. maria lutzke – Tis the season for latkes, not Lutzke.

20. super mario bros 3 hammer suit – Best power-up ever.

21. ronald mcdonald fucks wendy – Again with this shit? Christ. That’s it, I quit.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

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A new article is up, just in time for Halloween. It’s about McNuggets.

      After yet another extended absence, Fun With Search Engines is back. For anyone as of yet unaware, Fun With Search Engines is a recurring report where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for four week period beginning September 16th and ending October 13th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. fucking the devil – No one fucks with the devil! Well, maybe the Charlie Daniels Band.

2. ronald mcdonald fuck wendy – Christ, again with the fucking. This is gross. Clowns are creepy and Wendy is most definitely underage.

3. a lot of games for the snes – Yeah, there sure were a lot of games for the Super Nintendo. What’s your point?

4. savatage t-shirt – I’m the one who wants a Savatage t-shirt. Fuck the Trans-Siberian Orchestra for becoming successful… now we’ll never see another Savatage album.

5. philosophy poster – Here:

 
6. fake hayden panettiere getting fucked – By Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon?

7. murders in the rue morgue – Someone call the gendarmes!

8. buy a velociraptor mask – No thanks.

9. nes game western train level – My guess would be North & South:

 
10. foods that rhyme with bombs – Pommes. I think that’s the only one.

11. prisoners – Aren’t we all?

12. link fucking zelda – Fuck, fuck fuck. Doesn’t anyone ____ anymore?

13. who played at ozzfest in 1999 in detroit – Your mom. Then she blew everyone there. Twice.

14. a boy and his blob – More like a boy and his pile of living human ejaculate…

 
15. the crowd reaction at the concert – I was there. They fucking loved it. Wait, what concert are we talking about? There are at least 100,000 concerts each year, probbaly way more. Maybe you should narrow it done, asshole.

16. a shit in the water tank – Um… gross.

17. girls prizes in fuck games – I’m not entirely sure what that means, so I have no idea what the answer is. But if I had to guess… dildoes?

18. top nintendo cartridges – Absolutely:

As you can see, it’s Wrestlemania 2000, Goldeneye, and Shadowgate 64.

19. avatar airbender hentai – HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI! God, I’m sick of hentai.

20. what is the best mega man game – You really can’t go wrong with any 2D Mega Man game. Watch out for those 3D ones though.

21. fuck you drawing made out of text – English: It’s Not For Everyone.

22. i lost to glass joe – You suck!

23. hotel mario cutscenes – That sounds like Bowser’s laugh!

24. happy meal toy showcase ronald – The Ronald toys all suck. McNugget Buddies, FTW.

25. fuck off – No.

26. mickey mouse pumpkin halloween treat bucket candy pail – Fuck that. McDonald’s Halloween buckets are where it’s at.

27. mario bros 2 japanese lost levels rom – It’s currently available on the Wii Virtual Console.

28. cherry master cheats – It’s a fucking slot machine. There are no cheats.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

      I had originally hoped to have a ridiculously big, ridiculously awesome new article up for you on September 30th, but due to circumstances beyond my control, that didn’t happen. So then I was going to have it up on October 7th, but despite assurances I received that the new deadline would be met, it wasn’t. So you know what? Fuck it. You should see the aforementioned article in November, but maybe I’ll just bury it. I’m nowhere as excited about it as I once was. So here’s what you get instead, an article on unaired Transformers PSAs.

      You know what you should buy? SydLexia.com. I’ll sell it to you for like $800,000. And if that’s completely outside of your budget range, why not buy a copy of this movie that my friend Ed directed? It’s called Press Start, it’s completely awesome, and it’s only $12.99. Oh, I forgot the best part: it’s a satirical look at video games. So yeah… buy it. Here’s the box art:

You can order it HERE.

In the words of Harry Tasker, do it. Do it now.

      After a suffering from an extended bout of laziness, I have returned with yet another installment of Fun With Search Engines. For those of you who may have forgotten, Fun With Search Engines is the semi-popular site report where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for four week period beginning August 19th and ending September 15th. As always, these are all real searches. Here we go…

1. bret michaels – He has his own reality show. Half of the girls on it are kinda scary looking and most of them are head cases. I bet that’s why you were searching for him. That’s too bad, because Poison fucking rules.

2. you are the nes ending flying – If that was a complete sentence, or even a complete thought, I could probably help you. Unfortunately for you, it’s incoherent mess. Sorry.

3. red – It’s a color. It’s also a Fraggle. Oh, and Eric Forman’s dad.

4. best snes game ever made – That would be Steven Seagal Is The Final Option. It was so incredibly awesome that it could not be completed through the efforts of mortal men. It remains incomplete and unreleased, but you can probably find a partially playable beta of the game if you try hard enough.

5. mcdonalds dalmation toys recall – I recall them. What of it?

6. hulk hogan linda hogan lose 10 – Lose 10 what? Pounds? Thousand dollars? Unborn children? Pets? I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW!!!

7. unblockable porn on myspace – You can post all the porn you want on MySpace. It’ll get deleted, and it’ll get your sorry ass TOSed, but it’s not blocked.

8. amy rose hentai site – I’d like to believe that there’s isn’t a website dedicated to Amy Rose hentai, but I fully expect that there are at least four.

9. where was stephen on august 9th 2007 – Fucking your mom. You better tell Hayden… with any luck, she’ll break up with him over it.

10. juegos de nes de los simpson – Whoa, whoa, whoa, Pepe! Pepe, slow down. We’ll have to find a Spanish speaking operator to take your order.

11. monster party game us and japan differences – The difference is that the American version was actually released and the Japanese version never made it past the prototype stage.

12. esurance girl gets fucked – In Soviet Russia, Esurance fucks YOU! Seriously, you ever seen their rates?

13. buy christmas comes to pacland – The good news is that Christmas Comes To Pac-Land is currently available on DVD. The bad news is that comes with bundled with The Holocaust Comes To Pac-Land.

14. naked erin esurance altered beast – This search was probably planted by one of my forum members, but I couldn’t resist including it anyway. Despite my longstanding anti-hentai stance, I would definitely play a game where you’re commanded to RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND FUCK ERIN ESURANCE.

15. how to get stamps off an envelope microwave – Put the envelope in the microwave with a nice big can of hairspray. Cook both items together on the HIGH setting for 10 minutes. Be sure to press your face right up against the screen to make sure it’s cooking properly.

16. brachiosaurus halloween costume – Unless you’re hideously fat, there’s no way you’re pulling that costume off.

17. doom marine vs master chief – The Doom Marine would clearly win; the original always beats the shitty imitation.

18. what are nes games worth – Not much. Between emulation and the Wii Virtual Console, every NES game ever made is readily available to anyone who wants them. There are a few cartridges, such as Dragon Warrior IV, which are rare enough to be considered collector’s item. These carts will usually fetch $40-60, but most games are barely worth $5. If you have a game that’s still factory sealed, you might be abled to get $10-20 for it. If you want to find out what a specific game is worth, do a search on eBay; it’s the best pricing guide on the internet.

19. what is the cheat for fucking – No.

 
20. list of nintendo games – OK, here’s a list of Nintendo games:

• Faria
• Jackal
• Rockin’ Cats
• SCAT
• Zombie Nation
• Bionic Commando

21. game for the nes where you run and jump – That could fucking be anything, including all three Super Mario games. You suck at doing searches. Kill yourself.

22. motley crue shout at the devil original cover art – It was a pentagram:

 
23. pics of every single mortal kombat character – In the words of the great Char Aznable, “Buy Mortal Kombat Armageddon RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”

24. which console has the best sports games – Here’s a better question: who the fuck cares?

25. girls that only get turned on when they fuck their relatives – Uh…

26. which console ever had the most nintendo games – I am going to go out on a limb here and guess it was the NES.

27. i beat contra without using a cheat code – If you had told me that when I was 9, I would have called you a dirty lying whore. These days, I know that it’s not only possible, but it’s fairly easy to do. The bosses all move in easy to follow patterns, so as long as you have the Spread Gun, you should be all set.

28. it was an abortion michael – JUST LIKE OUR MARRIAGE!

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

 
After a whole lot of nothing, a new article is up on the main page.
 

      It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site report where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for week of August 12th through August 18th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. how to beat stay puft 2600 ghostbusters secret – You can’t actually defeat the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man; you have to run under him. Also, you shouldn’t need any sort of secret technique to beat him, he’s easy as hell to dodge. And if you think Puffy is hard to dodge in the Atari 2600 version of Ghostbusters, you should probably stay the fuck away from the Commodore 64 version.

2. i fuck arnold – In Soviet Russia, Arnold fucks YOU!

3. camp lazlo hentai – Fuck that. Instead, you get Digimon Hen-Tai:

 
4. rain music video boquet – What’s a boquet? Is it anything like a bouquet?

5. hermioney granger porno imigages – There are three things wrong with this search:

      1. Hermione is spelled wrong.
      2. Images is spelled wrong.
      3. You’re searching for explicit images of fictitious jailbait.

6. old man old woman dog nickelodeon cartoon – I imagine you’re thinking of Courage The Cowardly Dog, which was actually a Cartoon Network show.

7. sabertooth tiger picture – Here:

 
8. cheap jason mask – You mean a HOCKEY MASK? You should be able to get one of those on the cheap without much effort. And if we’re talking about the Friday the 13th Part II version of Jason, potato sacks cost even less.

9. hollywood movies fucking scenes – This isn’t a porn site. You want porn? Go to FleshOfTheStars.com.

10. male and fimal fucking move show – How does one manage to spell male right and then somehow fucking spell female completely wrong? Seriously, I think my brain just exploded. Well, I guess I’m off to the hospital then. Bye.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

      Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site feature where I take a look at some of the terms that visitors to my site typed into Yahoo, Google, and MSN. This FWSE report is for week of August 5th through August 11th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. boy fucking there grandmother – I am pretty sure the only correct way to punctuate this search is: Boy fucking! There, grandmother! Regardless, it’s still a fucking retarded search. How about you stop looking for underage/overage porn and go fucking kill yourself. If anyone wants the IP on this loser, it’s 68.219.43.86.

2. spider fetish – Go cut yourself like a good little goth.

3. mortal combat pictures that move – I could berate you over your pathetic typo, but I won’t. Here:

 
4. nude pictures hillary clinton fake – I wouldn’t want to see fake nude pictures of Hillary Clinton any more than I’d want to see real ones. Sure, you could paste her face over Teagen Presley’s body, but what’s the point when you could just look at Teagen Presley instead?

5. why did bruce lee die – Because you touch yourself at night.

6. early nes game where you shoot fish – Your mom smells like fish… in her vagina.

7. nickelodeon orange – Congratulations, you have successfully identified the color of the Nickelodeon logo. GOOD JOB!

8. best nes game ever – Final Fantasy VII.

9. aural sex can make you sick – No, aural sex can make you deaf.

10. sydlexia is a big doody – Fuck you, you fucking asshole. I have feelings, you know. There are certain things you just shouldn’t call ever people and “a big doody” is one of those things. Where’s your fucking decency? I hope you choke to death on your dad’s balls, assuming you even know who your father is.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

Valdronius cordially invites you to relive his favorite Maniac Mansion endings.

      Behold, it is time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that brought people to my site. This FWSE report is for week of July 29nd through August 4th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. super punch out sucks – I agree, but we seem to be the minority. I actually received death threats over my Super Punch-Out article. Death threats from semi-anonymous internet fucktards with oh-so-scary names like Aaron Simmer and Danny DeAngelis. So watch out… or don’t. These losers don’t have a single set of balls between them, let alone enough balls to actually make good on their threats.

2. top secret sex game – The first rule of top secret sex game is DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!

3. bizarre robot fetish – So wait, are there NORMAL robot fetishes?

4. lyrics the gang will reign supreme and no one can deny they’ll make some history – That’s the Heathcliff theme song.

5. hayden panettiere – Note to self: KILL STEPHEN COLETTI. A LOT.

6. kano transformation – I’ve never seen a Kano Transformation. No, but I know how to do a Raiden Transformation.

7. char aznable half life – Char Aznable is from Gundam, not Half Life, dumbass. Oh wait, maybe you’re referring to the legendary SydLexia.com forum member Char Aznable. His half life is roughly 46.2 years.

8. mortal kombat hentai – Hmmm… I guess that gives FINISH HIM! a whole new meaning.

9. the child’s gives video game damages – I recommend you buy my new book, Hey Buddy, It’s Called Fucking English: Fucking Learn It Or Fucking Die. Coming to bookstores everywhere this October.

10. virginity rocks loving my wife and I haven’t even met her yet t-shirts – Every year, there’s a big gay pride parade in Boston and the local media never fails to give it massive coverage. And every year, I see people in rainbow-colored clothing marching on my television set, and I say to myself, “Holy fuck, that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.” Well, that’s not true anymore. Congratulations, Virginity Rocks t-shirt. You are gayer than guys in cut-off jeans.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.