April 11, 2007 – 11:12 AM by Syd Lexia

      Thanks to a donated crane, the T-Rex is now standing upright again, held up by wooden splints. And while the orange dino is expected to make a full recovery, I refuse to call off my initial cry for blood vengeance. The T-Rex is a respected local landmark and it’s defacement cannot and will not be taken lightly. We must send a strong message to all past, present, and future vandals: if you act as unruly as a rabid dog, then so shall you die like one. That’s my hardline quote for the news media. Enjoy it, quote it, obey it.

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