It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the site report where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to the site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning June 8th and ending June 14th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. watch boiling point mtv online – Here’s a better idea: go fuck yourself. MTV sucks.

2. afshaal from arabian magic – Afshaal was an entrant in the 2006 SydLexia.com Character Battle. He was defeated by Valdronius.

3. mk1 skorpion – Believe it or not, not every word in the Mortal Kombat Extended Universe™ uses K’s instead of C’s.

4. greatest snes game of all – According to Whitney Houston, learning to love yourself is the greatest SNES game of all… or something like that.

5. rolling thunder leila tortured – The Leila torture scenes in Rolling Thunder were never considered an adequate substitute for actual porn, largely because you can’t beat off in an arcade.

 
6. hentai sex up the ass shit comes out – BARF.

7. i fucked my fourteen year old sister – If you’re the searcher at IP address 64.136.27.229, you’ve just won a fabulous prize:

 
8. would you survive a xenomorph encounter – Yes I would.

9. i refuse to even touch a video game – Well, then SydLexia.com probably isn’t a website you’d enjoy.

10. erin esurance naked – In the words of Darth Vader, “NOOOOOOOOOO!”

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.